Photo
rneatbicycle:

that’s what little girls are made of

rneatbicycle:

that’s what little girls are made of

(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via adventurer-in-my-wonderland)

Text

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: dumpybear, via ugly)

Text

cokeflow:

You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

(Source: fingerblaster113, via heart)

Text

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

(via hilarioustextposts)

Text

lubricatings:

if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight

(Source: huntail, via hilarioustextposts)

Photoset

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

(via fogbreath)

Photo
gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

(via heart)

Text

landofstories:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

image

today on satan makes a blog post

(via adventurer-in-my-wonderland)

Photo
bunnyfood:

(via gifak-net:video)
Text

fogbreath:

do you ever wanna date people but then you realize that you’re super fucked up and are afraid to date them because you don’t want them to have to deal with your bullshit???? because me